video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
me: fuck
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
Video Game: Controller starts vibrating
Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT











