wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again
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wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??
ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents
technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier
I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.
The iron fortress of my mind is like the torment nexus for Arabic numerals 1 through 9. No puzzle forged against me shall prosper. I’m the square’s strongest soldier. You can’t even count, bitch. If sudoku was a drug I’d be in rehab, except I wouldn’t, because I never quit. There are 81 squares in the sudoku board and that means there are at least 81 things that are more important than you. Now get the fuck out of my sight.
I wasn't finished yet. I'm scribing numbers you haven't even heard of. I play so much sudoku in my brain I can't tell if I actually played sudoku this morning, or if I just thought about it really hard. I asked the lady at the checkout counter if she had any more sudoku puzzles. She said "i'll check in the back." She went to the back, and she never came back. I'm like a cave fish. I'm losing senses I don't need. I'm adapted to my environment. I don't know who I am anymore

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks
do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?
Die temu ad die
Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.
It accidentally is latin
why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me
i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass
apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in
BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE
[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I'd see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”
The previous images are photos of the plant.]

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
The solution to homelessness is housing.
"We can't help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we'll spend even more money to make them suffer more."
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
Cuddy and Wilson: House you aren’t Autistic you’re just an asshole
House: what fucking ever just give me my damn bloodstained carpet. Why did you get rid of my fucking carpet??? I need my carpet or else I can’t work in there. Hate what you’ve done with the place.

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hes so real
Which classic animated Disney prince would you beat with a hammer?
Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty)
Prince Charming (Cinderella)
Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid)
Prince Florian (Snow White)
Prince Adam (Beauty and the Beast)
Flynn Rider/Eugene (Tangled)
Kristoff (Frozen)
Aladdin (Aladdin)
John Smith (Pocahontas)
Shang (Mulan)
Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog)
Other (please put in the tags/replies who and why)
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