Silly

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Uh Oh

I got a bad feeling about this

You and me both Rainbow Dash

it sounds like a half life scientist reading the wikipedia page

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

Going to the stanley parable anyone want anything

please

@pastel-pineappl