I love being ugly

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.

you freed him like pandora’s box

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

my head hurts i just started thinking “what if a snake just deadass entered your pussy and wouldn’t get out”

Like a Rape-aXe you have to feed

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy

crochet.

Grow plants and then eat them

Chemistry