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howdy folks! this is @captainwuzz's reblog blog.
you'll still see me interact from there! i just use this to spam & complain.
my gf's on tumblr & that's @peteypiranhapng ! you should follow her for the ultimate blogging experience

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reddit's userbase is like if 4chan users were forced to undergo mandatory HR training but still hold the same worldview
tumblrs userbase is like...these people but with an inescapable guilty conscience that shines through every now and then when no one asked
In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.
A detail I find really interesting about Chell, GLaDOS, and Wheatley's first confrontation in Portal 2 is when Wheatley starts gloating about taking over the facility. "I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!"
And GLaDOS interjects like, "You didn't do this. She did all the work!"
I find that interjection fascinating because. Like.
GLaDOS doesn't actually know anything about what happened behind the scenes. She lost track of Chell and Wheatley after Wheatley opened up a wall panel and they bolted off together into the facility's inner workings. She doesn't see them again until Chell falls for her fake door trap, at which point GLaDOS is unpleasantly surprised to discover that Chell's disabled the turrets and neurotoxin in the meantime.
She has no evidentiary foundation to base that accusation on.
This is also before GLaDOS recognizes Wheatley as the Dumbass Core, so it's not based on an assessment of him.
The only explanation it leaves is that it's based on her assessment of Chell. Despite GLaDOS's enmity towards Chell, the one thing she rarely goes after Chell for is her intelligence.
When she does, it's an admission of her high standards for Chell; Like when the fake door trap works and GLaDOS concedes, "I didn't actually think that would work. I already built a much better, smarter trap up ahead for when this one fails." That's a backhanded insult. It's calling her dumb, but in a disappointed way rather than an affirming way.
Chell tests very well. Between the two games, GLaDOS has developed a strong understanding of Chell's aptitude for critical thinking and problem-solving in stressful situations.
And so she takes it on faith, just from what she knows of Chell, that Wheatley is stealing Chell's credit.
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whats yr favourite soda.
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there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates
coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them
learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.
hello teenager. in front of you is a 2 ton chevy trailerblazer. you can either start driving, putting yourself and those around you in immediate danger, along with causing you great anxiety, or you can spend your life aaking your friends and family to chauffeur you around town because you cant go butt fuck no where without a car. if you choose to drive, you will have to spend your life paying mandatory microtransactions for a mode of transport you hate. if you dont, you will have to ride the almost nonexistent public transport system and/or put yourself in grave danger by riding a bicycle down a 45 mph stroad. if you complain to anyone in your life about learning to drive a car, you get acid poured onto you. good luck.
christians will dead ass try 2 argue with u why a fictional man is more worthy of worship than our actual earth that i can see and touch
If that fictional man is say, Loki, I may agree with them
I think he’s quite worthy of worship don’t you
I randomly remembered a funny situation I had once
Thank you for so much traction on this post, it’s now my most popular one ever! Crazy how it took just one day
Some things I wanna make clear because I’m seeing some said repeatedly in the reblogs:
- I’m no longer friends with Friend 2 and I haven’t been for a while, at least couple months. Most of my friend group cut off contact with him too (including Friend 1) after many situations that just made him look creepy, including not being able to set any boundaries (most tries ended up with him throwing a tantrum)
- a big chunk of people is suggesting polyamory in the reblogs, but I wouldn’t expect him to get even one gf, let alone two, given how he finds scared women hot and his favorite trope is “reversed mommy” situation (punishing the woman for dominating you)
- lots of people are also suggesting it’s an egg kinda situation, and I obviously can’t say yes or no to that, but I wanna mention how he once said he wouldn’t mind bottoming for a trans girl and how it’s one of the reasons he considers himself bi. Do with that info what you want
- Friend 1 is trans. Also we’re friends to this day and I love hanging out with her, she’s a diva
- I made that comic because I randomly remembered this situation and I suddenly realized this was the first time in my life when I felt like my identity was being fetishized right in front of me. That’s just my personal opinion though

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me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen
me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?
Live at brooklyn steel save me save me live at brooklyn steel
MIKA represented by G3 Ponies -> (inspired by @mylittleplaylist)
pretty pop // life in cartoon motion (2007)
starbeam // the boy who knew too much (2009)
seascape // no place in heaven (2015)
dream blue // que ta tête fleurisse toujours (2023)
one thing I wish people understood about tumblr posts is that they are not confession booths. if you see a post calling attention to the fact some behaviour patterns may actually be racist or misogynistic or transphobic or anything else you don't actually have to go into op's replies or tags to tell them You Personally have this patterns for detailed unproblematic reasons. I can't speak for the op of every post obviously but the point is likely to make people look at themselves critically and think about why they do the things they do. and if you're capable of introspection and understand that a post does not apply to you, the correct thing is to move on. you are just not its target audience
Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk
Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
one sup of this will have you demanding the news