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Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks

That bitch from starwars got a book?

Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…

Sure! What could go wrong?

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed

2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days 

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice

suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

Full offense but women with dark skin should be treated with respect regardless of how attractive you find them 👀👀

Change it to EVERY WOMAN

The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III.

“At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett] said. “Some even saw it as dangerous. But in The Sims it was normal and safe to be a gay person. It was the first time we could play a game and be free to see ourselves represented within. It was a magical moment when my first same-sex Sims coupled kissed. I still sometimes wonder how in the world I got away with it.”

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

*cracks one open and it has two yolks* oh god… geminis :/

i would rather rip my own fingernails off than even entertain the thought of dating or talking to somebody in the military or interested in joining the military