I'll be there.

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

paracetamigos :)

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

Takes me like fifteen business days to watch one 30 minute episode of a Netflix show and it takes me 10 minutes to watch a 3 hour YouTube video essay.

Does anyone know what to do

no you dont understand. i thought about doing that task . and also how i would do it. no stop i literally thought about it what more do you want from me

when ur so so so so so so sleepy and then u fall asleep...... delicious

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

Jane Austen's works are timeless classics because she knew the real horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they're better than you and receiving unannounced visitors.

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

Whenever I feel grown up and good about my life and not like a teenager anymore the universe humbles me by giving me a zit and a depression week