so let’s conquer sadness with an ancient sword

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

jar jar binks in a comedy club har har binks jar jar binks golfing par par binks oil jar jar binks tar tar binks fish jar jar binks gar gar binks internet jar jar binks jar jar links mustelidae jar jar binks jar jar minks interior designer jar jar binks jar jar pinks long distance jar jar binks far far binks alcoholic jar jar binks bar bar drinks

jar jar binks picks up ice skating jar jar rinks jar jar binks getting bullied jar jar stinks

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that