a list of my hollanov fics that i will add to as i write more <3
Hereâs my Achillesâ heel
For a second Ilya pauses, then he opens the door and steps inside. Yuna is sitting on the hospital bed with her leg wrapped in a cast. Besides her lifted leg, there are no obvious signs indicating anything even happened. They barely look at each other before wheezing laughter echoes throughout the room.
Five times Yuna needs Ilyaâs help and one time he needs hers.
7.2k (5+1 things, domestic fluff)
The sunâs golden edge
Realization dawns over Ilya. He stares back whilst everything clicks in his head, connecting the dots. Then he starts laughing. âYou are wrong,â he grins, shaking his head. It gets answered by a solid punch to his jaw.
or: the talk between Ilya and Scott during the MLH awards.
1.2k (miscommunication, humor)
Thought I had it right, once, twice (but I did not)
About three minutes ago Shane had smacked his phone down on the bed with too much force. It had tumbled off, landing screen up next to Haydenâs bed. A picture of Ilya Rozanovâs dick taking up half of the screen. Shane had to watch in horror how his best friend picked up the phone, barely glanced at it and then almost dropped it after a second look.
So he had blurted out the first excuse that came to mind, which was âI think Iâm gay but Iâm not sureâ. That had made Hayden disregard the picture completely. Instead of asking whose dick it was, he had told Shane to kiss him.
1.7k (au where Hayden saw the dickpic, humor)
Leave a divot for your eye
âSo youâre saying Hollander wouldâve beaten Haller fucking unconscious or some shit?â Bood laughs, clearly amused by Ilyaâs dramatics. He looks at Chouinard like itâs the funniest joke the evening has brought them so far and then looks back at Ilya. His voice dies down when he gets a wink as an answer, making Chouinard choke on his beer. âOh, fuck, seriously? Are we actually talking about Holly?â
Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husbandâs battles. He thinks people should be glad itâs him theyâre facing.
5.9k (in which Shane has MMA training, humor, violence)
Let me tell you who I am (Iâm your biggest fan)
All in all, it might be annoying and agitating but Rozanov knows not to take it too far. He will never go out of his way to make Scottâs life miserable. Itâs all in good fun, mostly private, nothing to lose any sleep over. Until Scott makes the mistake of saying yes to a series of press events in which newly graduated sports journalists get a chance to write a piece about the MLH.
Five times Scott gets harassed by a brand-new reporter and one time he tries to get him back.
4.7k (5+1 things, crack treated seriously, ilya rozanov is a menace)
Donât you hear the branches cry?
âNot because of Ilya. Shane, theyâre scared as fuck of you. Have you not seen the replies to that video? Bro, I have never seen you like that.â
Suddenly it all seems to click for Shane. Minnesota and Chicago didnât ignore his teammates but Montreal does. They are known to indirectly target him through nearly terrorizing his team. If they chirp at anyone of the Centaurs, Shane will assume itâs to get to him. So they donât. âWait, what video? The bar fight one?â His thoughts come to a halt there. âYouâre kidding, right? Thatâs ages ago.â
Hayden gets called back but makes sure to shove Shane lightly with a breathy laugh. âFuck no! The arcade one!â He shouts as he skates towards the bench.
Months after the video of Shane Hollander in a bar fight came out, people have finally stopped talking about it. Then a new video pops up.
5.9k (in which Shane has MMA training, humor, violence)
Iâm not gay (but if I was)
âNah, Roz wouldnât hold that against him. The guyâs a dick but heâs fair. Glad he doesnât have to hide anymore now, they seem like a good couple. Both hot as fuck too. That wedding is gonna be fucking insane, I canât wait.â It isnât until Cliff finishes tying his skates and looks up, he realises that the entire locker room has fallen silent and is looking at him. âWhatâs up?â He asks with a confused frown.
Cliff Marlow is a proud ally. And maybe not entirely straight.
4k (humor, friendship, oblivious Cliff Marlow)
An ode to Shane Hollanderâs masculinity
âHeâs such a jock,â Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. âOh no, Iâm talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, Iâve seen those Reebok ads.â
5.3k (social media, character study)














