when art dies, so does humanity

and it came to pass, all that seemed wrong was now right and those who deserved to were certain to live a long and happy life ... ever after.

and it came to pass, all that seemed wrong was now right and those who deserved to were certain to live a long and happy life ... ever after.

do you feel love? i know i don't.

admit it. you're in love with me.

if only i had someone to go out with...

a date would be really nice right about now.

i might reconsider if you bring me flowers.

were you being serious back there?

did you just try to impress me?

was that another joke, or were you telling the truth?

we agreed that if no one asked us, we'd go together.

keep telling yourself that!

here it comes! the big love confession i've been waiting for!

you've been in love with me since the day we met.

you visited me in my dreams last night.

i know you're in love with me. you just won't say it outloud.

we can't hide this forever.

don't make me beg.

if you weren't so cute, you'd be annoying.

you're not very good at hiding how you feel.

you've been staring at me for a long time now.

is that what you really think of me?

you have feelings for me. admit it.

so what if i've been lying this whole time? for good reason!

you don't make this whole love thing any easier.

you make life difficult.

you're a piece of work.

is that how you really feel?

you're lucky you're so cute.

you're not really going out with them, are you?

i thought we... nevermind.

consider me impressed.

am i annoying you right now?

you didn't like that comment, huh.

i was only kidding!

you wish we were kissing right now.

oh, you'd just love to hear me beg.

i love our little back and forth.

sooner or later we'll have to come clean about how we feel.

i'm not good at hiding my emotions.

when were you going to tell me you were in love with me?

i actually hate your guts.

keep talking like that and you'll see how i really feel.

can your head get any bigger?

was that a joke?

were you just playing with me?

you didn't actually mean that, right?

hang on. you didn't just say that.

that was a joke, right?

this is just how we are when we're together.

i tease you, you tease me.

you and i have always been like this.

if i'm not annoying you, what's the point?

i'm allergic to tickling.

they said we'd make a cute couple. can you believe that?

are you always this annoying?

if i kiss you, will you turn into a prince? yes, i'm implying you're a frog.

you're lucky i love you so much.

you take that back!

that was uncalled for!

this means war!

this calls for a duel!

i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle.

last one there is a rotten egg!

i'm not racing you!

stop looking at me like that.

you stare at me a lot.

i know, i know. i'm irresistable.

something on my face?

a little bird told me you're in love with me.

i understand. i mean, i think you're absolutely fucking stupid for saying it.

if you don't mind, i'd like to just dwell on the regret.

i'm either going to hate you, or i'm going to hate myself.

don't make me look silly.

do i have a choice?

other people had boyfriends, and i had batman.

you've both met ed sheeran?

this is weird.

i don't think i'm getting paid enough for this.

yeah, i've thought about that more than once a day, every day since.

come on, you little fucker.

you've been raiding the old tombs again, have you?

it's quite rude.

that's what i call mine.

i'm just happy she's getting laid.

why are you saying that?

let's see the fruits of their labor.

i painted my whole room when i was a teenager in batman style.

when do you guys ever have fun?

i imagine this is what your house is like. empty.

oh, that's a bit mean.

i was on my period.

shut up. shut up with the puns.

i dread to ask what you've brought in.

oh hang on, what's happening there?

so far i agree. do you agree?

i think the best thing for a middle aged man to have on his bedside table is a book of poetry.

you have fifteen minutes.

why are you dressed like this?

i'm busy giving you a dirty look.

when i've finished with you, i'm gonna go to him.

is that your dirty look?

don't worry, we're gonna get married. this is foreplay.

i thought yours was good, as well.

don't play me.

i think probably everyone in the room can do this.

ask me another one.

i'm not impressed.

tricky, tricky, tricky.

i was just gonna lie down.

i can't actually do that.

i go to friend's houses, and they just pour me red wine out of a bottle. and i think, "you haven't got a decanter."

that's so snooty, i don't even understand it.

have you washed these carrots?

i like your system.

i think you might be close to the edge.

i remember that fondly.

shall we do it?

i'm gonna go and get a guitar.

now, super quick question. can i get on the roof?

if you could use one word to describe me, what would it be?

is that you? looks like you.

there is something oddly satisfying about it.

i am a man of my word, and i told you you would get an an opportunity to see me take my trousers and pants down/

i didn't say when or where.

i've seen all the mission impossibles. you aren't in it.

somehow, i had it in my mind i had to crack the code.

is it a lemon?

what if i hopped the fence and went into the golf course and you never saw me again?

what are you going to do with the shoes?

i went on a date with a woman who was much stronger than me once. and i didn't mind it.

i'm not gonna lie. i crushed it.

i have fucked it.

is "ha ha" a word?

don't look!

i like mushrooms.

listen, you're getting a bit aggressive, okay?

you started as a thoughtful, attentive man and now you're becoming an arsehole.

we were the monsters, weren't we?

i don't really respect myself.

she does not get paid enough for this shit. ironic considering she had initially thought mbt's payment was generous before meeting cheyenne ; all she needed was a little perspective on the matter. letha does not let out the long suffering sigh she wants to, instead merely tugs on the sleeve of her weather-inappropriate uniform and puts on a polite smile. " you can put in a complaint with the building — " she says, drawing closer to where cheyenne stands, queen of her own realm and leaving letha to linking her own hands behind her back as she watches. she has not quivered before any of her clients before, and she isn't about to start now. " unfortunately you are needed elsewhere, mademoiselle. perhaps you would like to clean up first ?? "

ₓ ˚ .   ୭   ˚ ○ ◦ ˚     as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!   ˚ ◦ ○ ˚   ୧   . ˚ ₓ

why is it always my fault?

why do people call you that?

do you know anyone here?

how’s your wound?

are you worth a second chance?

after all we’ve been through, why?

when are you going to apologize to me?

you did this? for me?

will you promise me?

can’t you be on my side? just once?

what exactly do you do for a living?

do you even hear yourself?

sorry, what did you say?

did you mean what you said?

can i kiss you?

truth or dare?

are you comfortable?

what were they like?

what time do you want me to pick you up?

how can you say that to me?

how could you possibly think that was a good idea?

did you enjoy yourself?

why don’t you stay over?

why hire someone, when you can just do it yourself?

out of everything you could’ve said, why that?

do i know you?

you love me?

how old do you think i am?

why do they treat me like that?

have i ever given you bad advice?

do you want some company?

do you think last night was a mistake?

what are you in the mood for?

do i remind you of anyone?

where were you?

who did this to you?

can i have some cash?

tell me why i should believe a thing you say?

sorry, do you have the time?

why don’t you find out for yourself?

where do you think you’re going?

do you want one?

when am i ever wrong?

who do you think you are?

where are you going to go?

run that by me again?

i don’t know what to say?

can you kill?

why is it never your fault?

would you kill for it?

why did you do this to me?

can you be quiet?

what’s so funny?

why don’t you want to go home?

how are you so calm?

have we met before?

what was it like?

are you seriously asking me that right now?

what’s with the third degree?

you want me?

can you help me?

would you care for a dance?

are you sure you want to spend another night alone?

why do i have to apologize?

what am i supposed to do if you’re not here?

why would they do that?

do you want me to grab dinner?

can you help me bring these in?

how annoying can you be?

how do you think that makes me feel?

why didn’t you fight back?

what are you so afraid of?

can you tell me what happened?

you did this all by yourself?

how can i help you?

how do you sleep at night?

you’re sorry?

how do you keep a secret like that?

what’s going on?

we’re friends, right?

how about i take you home?

why won’t you just listen to me?

you wanna mess around?

what does that eleven mean?

when will you learn?

how could you even ask me something like that?

does it hurt?

why did you do it?

can you hear me?

do you have a ride home?

you’re afraid of the dark?

would you like to try?

why did you do that for me?

you really think i’m beautiful?

is it noticeable?

where did you get all that money?

where did you get this?

do you know what i did?

where did you go?

like what you see?

can i touch you? here?

how many people have you killed?

can i borrow your phone?

can you keep a secret?

do you want us to stop?

where have you been?

another round?

when’s the last time you had a full night’s rest?

do you really think that’s a good idea?

what does that have to do with anything?

have you eaten anything today?

why do you think you feel that way?

what happened to them?

what’s your problem?

you didn’t really think you were safe, did you?

have you come to apologize?

do you know who i am?

do you want to be alone?