Chuds Terkel

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

when i was 12 my sister told me that greek people went extinct and that’s why we learn about Greek Mythology in school and i was like “but there’s a greek boy in my class” and she told me that he didn’t exist

She’s not wrong

Ok

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through

contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

Phil Of The Past

that was raven

Zach and Cody are dead and it’s awful

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

happy dobby pussy indulgence day

this post was queued in 2017