“dungeon meshi is darker than you think” fairies are real and they’re made of cum

i cannot stress enough that this is a real legitimate canon fact. a sparkling thread in ryoko kui’s peerless tapestry of elegant worldbuilding.

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY

THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY

the queen dying has gotten me thinking about how i never treated you like the queen you were...

KING