I'll think of something to put here eventually.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

they are wrapping me in filo pastry tomorrow

they are layering me with chopped pistachios and sugar tomorrow

they are drizzling me in rosewater syrup and baking me at 180°C tomorrow

what's a "boyfriend"

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

official linguistics post

Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

see it was fucked up to learn that walls in video games are just rectangles that push you back but what's crazy is that it works like that in real life too

Reblog and put in the tags the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the term “the big three”.