no.1 world party instigator

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

pick up music and drink it

ok guys im so embarrassed to ask this but as many of you know i just made a huge move with my boyfriend to move him out of his abusive his moms house and it’s been expensive!! after rent money is going to be extremely tight (as in i have $35 to last me two weeks) so if anyone could help me out that would incredible. my venmo is @ kierenbe if you could donate or share that’d be great

ok my paycheck just came through and since my hours were cut at work this month i’m $120 short on rent for this month and i’m freaking out because it’s due on the 5th so if anyone could please help that would be so great

60/120 !! please share if you can bc it’s due tomorrow! thank you to everyone who has shared or donated i’m so grateful

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

the pride parade in roku city has gotta be crazy

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