Civilize the Mind, but Make Savage the Body

If we date I’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on you forehead

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

Literally the greatest post ever.

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me