I drink a lot of water

"actually this is a class issue actually this is a race issue" actually i'm going to kill you with my bare hands unless you say the word woman

peppers makin biscuits on my right tit 😂

Using a random number generator (geometric dist’n) to space my political instagram stories so my mom wont be able to predict if she’ll see a great picture of pepper or a thoughtful pro abortion message

I am reminding myself that it would be very annoying if i suddenly had to move all my stuff in a short period of time without having any chance to prepare or go thru it. But I think it will take me a couple days to forgive my fiancee for being soooo into weightlifting. 😂

Okay i think its hilarious someone reccomended 100 years of solitude for people who watched encanto. I agree with them we need more of that energy

I want to work in marketing so I can ruin memes that I hate. You’re gonna see “Comcast subscriber pussy hits different” and the meme will be over