i loved you, best i could

#a terrible fate has befallen the Mouse Prince

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

I mean truly

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point