please be patient. god isn't finished with me yet.

Those who have seen your face draw back in fear.... I am the mask you wear... it's me they hear.... wow.. Christine Daaé irrefutably transmasculine

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Me and my buddy got jumped by Foster the People