coming to terms with life i guess

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

@mothmaam

now with airpods when a girl lends you one of her earphones to show you a song there’s no need to lean in and get so close that your heart starts racing and your eyes dart around looking at everything except from her bc ur afraid that if u do look at her you’d feel what you think you feel for her in full force, now you can literally do that 10 feet away from each other and THAT is one of the many reasons why apple is lesbophobic

Oh no…

Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species

what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.

Familiars practicing for when their Witch takes them on their first broom ride

Why isnt there a clothing brand that caters towards my need to dress like a fantasy novel wanderer. Give me scuffed leather boots and a knapsack and tatty overcoat with mice in the oversized pockets and billowy shirt with poofy sleeves and trailing laces

crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them

imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door for his husband, but instead just ends up having it out with the door because it won’t fucking cooperate

crowley, approaching what appears to be a push door on his first official date with aziraphale, muttering to himself: please work. please work. plea

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