i ship other things but there is something to be said about Mel not understanding Santos' sarcasm so frequently that she just gives up and starts being genuine and honest with Mel to communicate & thereby suddenly bonds with her in ways she hadn't been able to with many other people

Everyone swears Santos is horrible and yet she's collecting the outcasts at the end of every season like Infinity Stones.

Jack giving night shift a pep talk and them all clearly being varying levels of into it is one of the funniest scenes in the episode. Shen is having the time of his life. Nazely can barely believe this is happening. Ellis and Crus have clearly learned to go along with it. Olive and Mateo know this is what they get for working night shift. And Jack is completely unapologetic about the whole thing.

So when Abbot tells a patient with an American flag sticking out of his chest without enough pain meds to "shut his fucking mouth" it's funny, but when my girl Santos privately calls a patient stupid for taking an absurd amount of turmeric supplements, she's an evil, unempathetic, monster? Ok.

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever