The Worst Thing About Prison Was Dementors

im goinge to eat this thing

cat… what are you eating?

something very good for me & absolotely intended for consumptione by cat

Its plastic isn’t it cat

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

stop making excuses for people who treat you like shit 

ok bitch, okaaaaaay

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

“Have you not been watching anything I’ve been sending you?” wow Tom really is Peter

The amount of dedication in the voice actor is unreal

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

You really hate women don’t you

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

Is he a Predator? With the clicking?

When I was 9-10 I read The Egypt Game and The Headless Cupid, taught myself hieroglyphics, and decided to practice witchcraft

The past three years, my son has come home telling me about the girls he knows, who are: 1. possessed by a demon controlled by a button at the back of her neck, 2. haunted by a dead aunt, and 3. converse regularly with the dead.

I used to talk to bees by running in circles of their dance patterns