🧸Ello Ello🧸

I thought he was making a dumb witcher joke nope thats an actual horse omg

He seems polite

Meet me at asexual villain taco bell for an ass kicking

What if we  😳 held hands 👬🏻 at the asexual villain taco bell?

the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

This made me smile on a day I did t think I could

@dr-gloom

So apparently Radha does not have a “sexy Radha body” she has a “desi Radha body” my life is a lie

I love how I went “ew I look so bloated 🤢” to “no wait that’s kinda cute 🥰” in the shower

I had just given birth (not preggs irl tho) and immediately went to Target to bike around the store. When some expressed concern that I had just birthed a human I was like, “Don’t worry, they keep newborns at the hospital for at least a day, so I don’t have to take care of it,” and kept biking around. Then someone gave me concentrated fruit juice powder and I ate it raw.

@outro-bromeo sorry this radiates your crackhead energy

The only thing I stopping me from doing this is that I never learned how to ride a bike-

I’m sorry you what?

I never learned how to ride a bike and I never will-

What were you doing when you were 5 Dani??

I want a divorce

You divorce your 8 husbands oh jail for dani!!! JAIL FOR DANI FOR 1000 YEARS

bitch I agreed to ONE

Wait a lil while I just need to see something…

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL- @kailiet who the fuck do you think you are to propose to my son. SECONDLY- Daniel I’m disappointed that you never learnt how to ride a bike

There it is- also WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?

Why so formal? Just call me bitch for short-

Ooh okay as long as youre my bitch

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SON-

Bitch- you’re my everything

Sir that’s my emotional support bitch and he’s mine

This is the part where you run ari-

Join us live to see ari and ree fight over Bitcharas affection. Muscle vs height. Smarts vs charm. Good dick vs… @parkliet can you give a description of rees dick please?

GOOD DICK

I had just given birth (not preggs irl tho) and immediately went to Target to bike around the store. When some expressed concern that I had just birthed a human I was like, “Don’t worry, they keep newborns at the hospital for at least a day, so I don’t have to take care of it,” and kept biking around. Then someone gave me concentrated fruit juice powder and I ate it raw.

@outro-bromeo sorry this radiates your crackhead energy

The only thing I stopping me from doing this is that I never learned how to ride a bike-

I’m sorry you what?

I never learned how to ride a bike and I never will-

What were you doing when you were 5 Dani??

I want a divorce

You divorce your 8 husbands oh jail for dani!!! JAIL FOR DANI FOR 1000 YEARS

bitch I agreed to ONE

Wait a lil while I just need to see something…

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL- @kailiet who the fuck do you think you are to propose to my son. SECONDLY- Daniel I’m disappointed that you never learnt how to ride a bike

There it is- also WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?

Why so formal? Just call me bitch for short-

Ooh okay as long as youre my bitch

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SON-

Bitch- you’re my everything

Sir that’s my emotional support bitch and he’s mine

This is the part where you run ari-

the best thing that came out of me making this post was the ppl in the notes saying they thought i just posted a gradient image for the joke only to find out i actually made a collage

Seeing as I’m mostly inactive now but at @rxxliet is who I got most of my help from as well (yes it’s the same person as reeliet just a new url) for my followers if they want!

my grandfather decided to memorialize my late grandmother and her love of scrabble by hanging a big wood block of the letter F on the wall

Your joking

Time to find James a boyfriend so he can do the same-

BOY I WISH- I’m unlovable

I think @ari-above-the-rest has a different opinion-

I don’t think aaryan likes me

Yes he does-

Yea he does

He really does

I really do

*uno reverses in I really like you too and have no idea how to say it*

just fucking kiss you idiots