Pls Do Not Hit Me I Have Only 5 HP

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

just being myshellf! #turtle

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me