better death do us part than shit do its fart

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

I dont ljke him

for the life of me i cannot identify if cheese is literally just egg but in a different position and ive stared at the chest markings and im fairly sure theyre the same guy

OP is the cat hugging one kitten but not his brother

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

letd go eat parts of that guys car

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie