Hey webhead!

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

straight women, you have been summoned for yuri duty.

Reblog and put in the tags what kind of shop you can’t control yourself in

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

I hate when cis people have good names, I wanna compliment them but they didn't come up with that so why should I 😤😤😤

Get their mom's numbers