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Boys really text you “hey” just to see if u will say it back and then they’re done talking

this post has haunted me all day bc it is ABSOLUTELY true

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

I love reading the notes because people will keep trying to assign this to a ship they like or something along those lines and OP is constantly just "no, this is about my boyfriend and I"

you mean not everything gay men do is for other's personal entertainment? unfathomable

#i would die for lady bibith

*blows a kiss* for bi men

I mean I wouldn’t personally (I’m aro) but like I’ll give em a high five

please shut up

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

It’s back!

@boobiesitscoldoutside

@neornithes happy hanukkah 

this person is a hero and a scholar and I want to sincerely thank them for this contribution to judaism

THIS

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

the only two men who have ever fought over me are ralof and hadvar in the beginning of skyrim