🦐 shromp life 🦐

When I'm trying to explain to someone that I think the death penalty is wrong because no government should have the right to legally murder its citizens and they hit me with the "and killing criminals makes you just as bad as the criminals themselves!" (not at all my point) (they think they got what I'm saying) (they think we're on the same wavelength) (we are on different frequencies entirely)

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

so called feminists: "actually women are naturally inferior at everything, including quiz game shows, beauty pageants, chess, and video games. we need a society that is segregated so that anyone who would ever have to potential to win against a woman is eliminated. this is actually far better than organizing sports into weight classes or different athletic/skill level based categories that ignore sex, like what wrestling and video/board game tournaments already do. I cannot accept the reality that men and women are the same species. this is actually how we truly protect women. by calling them weak pathetic losers who could never win against even the worst opponent, and preventing them from even playing at all."

No joke, that was the rethoric the Francoist regime in Spain used to justify women being legally underage regardless of age and unable to open bank accounts without their husbands or fathers permission. That law was effective until 1975.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

scientist polycule call that a molecule

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit