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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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Busco partners para rolear en Discord!
Hola! Me llamo Maru, roleo desde el 2012 en tumblr (pero dejé de hacerlo hace varios años pues comunidad tóxica) y busco gente para rolear por un server en Discord.
Les dejo el último tumblr que usé para rolear para que vean mi escritura, busco algo parecido en cuanto a nivel. En mi server tengo algunas muses con bio escrita, también tengo lista de fc que me gusta rolear y alguna que otra trama que me interesa. Lo que más me gusta hacer es hablar por mensaje directo con las personas y pensar en personajes y tramas únicas. Si querés que te agregue a mi server, enviame un mensaje por acá (y si te da vergüenza, ponele like a este post y te hablo ja).
Gracias!
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sigo buscando partners para rolear por discord :)
Busco partners para rolear en Discord!
Hola! Me llamo Maru, roleo desde el 2012 en tumblr (pero dejé de hacerlo hace varios años pues comunidad tóxica) y busco gente para rolear por un server en Discord.
Les dejo el último tumblr que usé para rolear para que vean mi escritura, busco algo parecido en cuanto a nivel. En mi server tengo algunas muses con bio escrita, también tengo lista de fc que me gusta rolear y alguna que otra trama que me interesa. Lo que más me gusta hacer es hablar por mensaje directo con las personas y pensar en personajes y tramas únicas. Si querés que te agregue a mi server, enviame un mensaje por acá (y si te da vergüenza, ponele like a este post y te hablo ja).
Gracias!

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Hola! Recuperé este tumblr viejo para venir a buscar partners para rolear en Discord. Hace mucho no soy parte de la comunidad de rp en tumblr, pero quiero seguir escribiendo 1x1 en Discord porque me parece más cómodo.
Me gustan los plots fxf o fxm, no suelo tener restricciones de fc. Lo único que pido es que las personas que quieran escribir conmigo sean mayores de edad!
En este otro tumblr viejo pueden ver un ejemplo de cómo escribo y muses que solía tener (aunque son publicaciones viejas, creo que sirve de referencia)
Podemos charlar por Discord cualquier detalle y ver si somos buen match para rolear o no jajaja abajo del read more está mi cuenta de Discord yyy los fcs en los que estoy interesada en el momento (aunque no es restrictivo para nada, se me pueden ocurrir otros y también acepto sugerencias), no tengan vergüenza a la hora de ir a hablarme y, si la tienen, me dan like en esta publicación y le escribo por el chat de acá :)
TENGO UN NUEVO BLOG INDIE!!! Si me quieren seguir es ESTE. Ahora voy a empezar a seguir gente.
theme #33: ghosts
live preview | download
sidebar image width is 200px
five links
400px posts
theme #34: vampire smile
live preview | download
sidebar image width is 110px - the dimensions which look best are 110 x 135
a shorter title looks best!
five hover links
400px posts
please like or reblog if you use either of these themes! x
don’t remove the credit or use as a base, ty
En estos días me voy a estar haciendo un blog indie de nuevo y probablemente siga a la mayoría de indies en español que sigo acá :-) i’ll keep you updated

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This theme was inspired in part by @scftlcves‘ hobgoblin theme - go check out her work it’s super pretty. It’s very customizable, and would work for pretty much any type of blog. This theme should be centered, and the sidebar is fixed.
FEATURES
Customizable Font Size
8 Customizable Color Options (3 Accent Colors)
3 Customizable Links
150 px Sidebar Image
Post Sizes (250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500, 540 px)
Options for 2 subtitle sections
Option for a search bar
Meta Description & Title
Formatted for all post types
CREDITS
icons by @suiomi
fonts from google fonts
.css photosets by @annasthms & @espoirthemes
special thanks to @bychloethemes’ undocumented documentation
PREVIEW & CODE
11. lovestruck - static preview // code
features:
hover-able dropdown links menu
minimalist theme
easy to use, clean code
hidden tumblr controls (credit to @cyantists)
please like or reblog if using :)
Después de MUCHOS años sin hacerlo, tengo ganas de volver a rolear en un rp grupal o en un indie, pero tengo muuuuucho miedo. Viendo las cosas desde afuera, todo parece muy elitista y con reglas que antes no había, idk, tengo miedo de volver a meterme en un rp y no poder amoldarme a la situación actual.
「 THEME #040 : ALTHEA by angelicxi 」 ↳ [ preview & codes ] ❥ the link to the code is contained within the first post of the preview. a new year comes with a new milestone — i can hardly believe it ! i have improved so much since the release of my earlier codes. god, can you believe it’s been four years? i digress. althea is one of the themes in my bujo-inspired series; it is oriented chiefly toward studyblrs, writeblrs, and aesthetic type blogs; and, as tradition here at angel-hq has it, it comes with a matching about page to celebrate its lucky number. :] FEATURES [ + ] 300px / 400px / 500px post size options; [ + ] responsive sidebar, structured as two stripes, each 150px width by 400px height; note : you can upload a background image for each, or leave them as as bare block colors; [ + ] the sidebar content is on-hover, consisting of a short title slot… [ + ] …ample description space… [ + ] …and a fontawesome icon menu consisting of home & ask + four extra links; [ + ] you can select the background color for text selections (new!); [ + ] you have the option to hide the body sidebar; [ + ] you have the option to invert tumblr controls; [ + ] this theme has twenty-nine color options. 「 ABOUT PAGE #012 : AMALTHEA by angelicxi 」 ↳ [ preview & codes ] ❥ the link to the code is contained within the description of the preview. like its match, amalthea is aimed at bloggers who value a sleek, clean design. FEATURES [ + ] the content is responsive, auto-centering on both axes; [ + ] a sidebar structured as two stripes, each each 150px width by 400px height; note : you can set an image as the background or leave them as bare block colors; [ + ] short title slot (about ~26 characters); [ + ] ample description space (about seven lines); [ + ] icon menu consisting of of six links. 「 PLEASE LIKE / REBLOG IF USING. 」 Do NOT: — remove the credit — use as a base code — repost/claim as yours Respect the maker’s work, please. This theme is optimized for Mozilla Firefox & Google Chrome. It is best viewed on a 1920x1080 screen resolution.

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Theme 16: Forever
done for the codingcabin coding awards pantone challenge :)
features
unnested captions
6 custom links
quite a few color options
250px, 400px, or 500px posts
250px width sidebar image. any height. though i’d try and keep that + the description a reasonable length or the searchbar and navigation might disappear
keyword searchbar that doesn’t just search tags, but any words.
typical theme rules apply: like/reblog if you use, don’t steal, you can edit in any way as long as you don’t use it as a base, ect. if you have any questions, ask me and i’ll try and answer. lmk if there’s anything wrong in the code! the unnested captions will probably look weird in the tumblr preview, so you’ll have to look at them on your blog. however, i wasn’t able to test every single type of comment so if you notice something wonky, let me know. credits:
tumblr controls fix by @cyantists
honeybee icon font & keyword searchbar by @suiomi
unnested captions variables by @bychloethemes (here)
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✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’ ‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’ ‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’ ‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’ ‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’ ‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’ ‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’ ‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’ ‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’ ‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’ ‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’ ‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’ ‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’ ‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’ ‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’ ‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard! ’ ‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’ ‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’ ‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’ ‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’ ‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’ ‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’ ‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’ ‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’ ‘ i know this and i love you. ’ ‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’ ‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’ ‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’ ‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’ ‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’ ‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’ ‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’ ‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’ ‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’ ‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’ ‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’ ‘ dance up on me! ’ ‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’ ‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’ ‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’ ‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’ ‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’ ‘ bababooey. ’ ‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’ ‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’ ‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’ ‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’ ‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’ ‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’ ‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’ ‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’ ‘ this maze is like a maze. ’ ‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’ ‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’ ‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’ ‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’ ‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’ ‘ the calzones… betrayed me? ’ ‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’ ‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’ ‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’ ‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’ ‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’ ‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to. ’ ‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’ ‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’ ‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’ ‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’ ‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’ ‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?! ’ ‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’ ‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’ ‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’ ‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’ ‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’ ‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’ ‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’ ‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’ ‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’ ‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’ ‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’ ‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’ ‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’ ‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’ ‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’ ‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’ ‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’ ‘ i hate people. ’ ‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’ ‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’ ‘ what? i love garbage. ’ ‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’ ‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’ ‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’ ‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’ ‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’ ‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’ ‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’ ‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’ ‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’ ‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’ ‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’ ‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’ ‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you. ’ ‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’ ‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’ ‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’ ‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’ ‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’ ‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’ ‘ what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?! ’ ‘ oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk. ’ ‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’ ‘ i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed! ’ ‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’ ‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’ ‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’ ‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’ ‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’ ‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’ ‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’ ‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’ ‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’ ‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’ ‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’ ‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’ ‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’ ‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’ ‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’ ‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’ ‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’