medea of the burning spokes

i think the worst kind of love to feel for a piece of media is “this is mostly garbage but there’s just enough good there that i wish it was better” 

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

my true fans understand the complex threads woven between each and every beautiful image that i share

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.