medea of the burning spokes

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

I need my weird alone time or I will explode