medea of the burning spokes

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

jughead