medea of the burning spokes

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.