medea of the burning spokes

sorry to my bloodline but its over

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

my latent uncle abilities

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!

what are many or several of you on about.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house