Spoke it in wiggly

I hope you're happy. You broke the fish promise, and you couldn't wait a week at best.

Putting tags doesn't mean shit. You were asked not to talk about it until it came out. You. Shouldn't. Have. Posted.

People shouldn't have to filter shit. People could be looking for AU stuff, and they'd run into spoilers. Y'all are why we can't have anything nice. You made the fish sad bc you couldn't wait a few GOD FORSAKEN DAYS for the 9th episode to come out for free bc NOT EVERYONE COULD SEE IT IN THE THEATERS.

I hope you can sleep at night.

Just know Kinger is very disappointed in you, and the ugly fish is sad.

This is Louie. My brother's Christmas gift for me.

Louie was tied up, wrapped in wrapping paper, wrapped in CHAINS, put in a box, WRAPPED IN POLICE TAPE, and wrapped in paper again

I go to live TV

Transformers Channel is playing Transformers Armada

I click on Transformers Armada

Heart is immediately ripped out as Prime dies AGAIN

I turn off Roku Live TV

Just doing cpr on the skeleton of a dead friendship? Bones are cracking, most of the skin is gone, and it reeks of rot, but you keep trying desperately...

And then one day you stop. You don't put in effort. They don't either. And you realize that you've been trying to kickstart a corpse.