This isnt our first time around…

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs put the nerd girls hair up and put her glasses back on and had a strained father/son relationship that ended with them reconciling by finally learning how to engage with each others interests and celebrate their differences and there was the giant evil sentient food as well

its me. im the april fool.

Joy and whimsy not detected! Being overworked is not joyful nor whimsical!

"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever

i’m like if a girl who hates working took her job too seriously

nonchalance is afraid of me