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Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

what do you mean my childhood affected me

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

do you think sperm whales get scared down there. in the so dark deeps.