What Now?

one glass of moscato got my little boner perking up Arf arf what do you smell boy

i apologize

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

New idea for the Irish flag

Sorry English, but Finnish has you beat when it comes to the common name of otocyon megalotis, or the "bat-eared fox." It's "korvakoira." Ear dog.