Paradigm

“One Day Roger Finch… One Day!”

I can’t find a single shred of information on them online, the only proof I have that they existed is the ratty early ‘90s jacket I have sitting on my couch waiting to be done up, with a Macalister logo sewn into the hem

Turning against the indigenous people in this day and age? Seriously?

Deciding to turn away from the Maori version of the Treaty of Waitangi is CRAZY, and could literally get us removed from the UN (which is a ridiculous risk to take in the current global climate), AND could even technically get all non-Maori kicked out of NZ (seriously, look it up, it’s terrifying)

If NZ First gets to pass their ridiculous bathroom law, then we do the following:

1. We all wear kilts and skirts, and we gather around public bathrooms

2. We paint skirts on all the bathroom symbols so they all look the same, because anyone can wear a skirt, regardless of gender

Only for them to send you a sausage party gif and continue the conversation from 4 hours ago and there’s nothing wrong and why would there be coz you know them and they’re your friend and they’re a sarcastic jerk anyways and you spent 4 hours legitimately trying to figure out how to physically disappear from the universe or maybe run away to Antarctica without anyone noticing and cursing your stupid brain like an idiot for wasting a good chunk of the day??