why is a raven like a writing desk?

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

$95 to go. This is dire.

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

[ID: Two angles of a plastic, one-room dollhouse, with a pink gable roof, and a lightbulb in the ceiling. The back wall folds down to open the house. The walls are decorated, inside and out. End ID.]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought