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blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.

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dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Product Placement
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline

Andulka
Show & Tell
Cosimo Galluzzi
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
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ābits to use in everyday conversationsā

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Looking for multichapter BBU fics.
I've been reading fics by @ashintheairlikesnow, @maracujatangerine, @secretwhumplair, @whumpzone, and probably more than I'm forgetting. But I need more!
Hi and thanks for the shout-out! ā¤ļø
Maybe youāve already seen it, but I have some tips here.
So first, let me add some amazing authors of multichapter BBU fics: @just-horrible-things , @pigeonwhumps, @flowersarefreetherapy, @gottawhump, @wildfaewhump; @hackles-up; @angst-after-dark. Some of them aren't actively writing in the BBU these days, but their stories are still there and certainly worth a look, all accessible from their pinned posts / masterlists.
Additionally, I try to irregularly reblog the BBU stories that pop up on my dash on @bbu-whump-reblogs.
And then there's also my own BBU stories, which have all different focus but are definitely multichapter :)
Pet Safety, which is about a pet lib activist who works as a Pet Safety Inspector for WRU, confiscates an abused Romantic and ends up as her new owner. Focuses on recovery, healing, guilt and the tough decisions for a greater good.
Making Angel is a series of different moments in a Romantic's path, capture, training, life with her owner, messy recovery with an abusive partner after her escape, and eventual true freedom.
Way over his head is a story with more plot (Spin-Off from Angel), about a dumbass Romantic handler who over time realizes that his job is actually shit. Focuses on the institutional and facility whump and the people working in the system
Mark and Gemma get a Pet, an actually complete story about a 'normal' couple who end up owners of a pet, and it just amplifies everything they ever suppressed, on the back of Ira. A story about the mundane sides of the system and about what makes people the bad guys (or are they? I think yes).
girl helppp
forcefemmed future self
the replies are even worse
Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason theyāve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and Iām obsessed with her
I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :
No way thats called Orangina
girl helppp
forcefemmed future self
the replies are even worse
Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason theyāve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and Iām obsessed with her
I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :
No way thats called Orangina

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hai Iām also a big collector fan so I made this
Some of our favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:
"Copy. Moon joy."
"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."
āIf youāve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.ā
"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon. See you on the other side."
"We just went sci fi.
"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."
"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."
āItās a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.ā (The name of Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife)
"Amaze amaze amaze."
"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."
"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"
"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."
"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."
"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."
"We're going to power cycle the toilet from the ground."
"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."
"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus." (After Mission Control cut off Pink Pony Club early when waking up the crew)
"Copy heart. Copy bracelet." (In response to Wiseman giving his daughters heart hands and showing them the bracelets they made him that he was wearing)
āWelcome back. We are still here. They are in space.ā
"Copy. Bubble wrap nominal."
"We have rediscovered the chocolate snacks."
āThe truth is, the moon really is its own body in the universe. It's not just a poster in the sky that goes by, it is a real place."
āWe will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers, we will do radio astronomy.ā
"I've seen a lot of new perspectives, but my perspective has not changed because I launched with the perspective that there is enough for all." (After being asked if they had a new view on humankind.)
"On behalf of all Canadians, we wanted some reassurances of your preferences for maple syrup over Nutella on your pancakes."
I now pronouns you husband (she/her) and wife (he/him)
"I Object!" Says the wedding singer (it/its), proclaiming its identity to the crowd
Time line of average whump enjoyer:
a little too obsessed with those scenes in Tangled, Aladdin, and Sleeping Beauty, etc. in childhood
being an intense reader during elementary school, enjoying books with lots of angst and violence. re-reading certain parts because "they're just really well written chapters"
in early teens downloads instagram and pinterest and saves a bunch of hero/villain writing prompts and snippits for "writing inspo"
eventually downloads Tumblr and follows @the-modern-typewriter
finds out what whump is by following whump blogs and begins to like and reblog posts
discovery of ao3 and Graphic Depictions of Violence tag
rebloging too many whump posts on main, creates sideblog "just for reblogging"
writes a few of their own prompts/drabbles
finds amazing whump series and becomes obsessed with peoples OCs
starts writing own whump story
10,000 years later: autocorrect finally no longer corrects "whump" to thump, chump, whimper, lump, whomp, etc.
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The Half-Sun Circusāa once-in-a-lifetime experience. From all around the world, people gather to witness the excellence and creativity portrayed in their acts. Critics regularly note it as something truly unique; flawless, even. Yet that perfection has a cost. Behind the scenes, routine intertwines with pain.
Fay knows all too well that each slip-up has a cost. As ringleader, all mistakes reflect gravely on them, and their superior, Elkhan, ensures they are aware of the fact. Fay sometimes wonders if their skin will run out of space for scars.
As Elkhanās behavior shifts for the worse, they eventually decide that they wonāt wait around for that inevitable moment to come. Fay navigates suffering, work, relationships, and an interwoven past, all to put the unjust circus owner to a stop. Whatever it takes.
CONTENT: cold & sadistic whumper / defiant & conditioned whumpee ; cane whump, beatings, failed escape, burns, broken bones, stress positions, and others.
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1. A tale as old as time
2. Gratitude
3. Flicker
4. Remembrance
5. RemembranceāPart two
6. When the sparks hiss
NEXT UPDATE: TBD
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MAIN:
Fay McKinzyā 23 y/o, they/them, the ringleader (left)
Elkhan Walderā 27 y/o, he/him, the circus owner (right)
SIDE:
Laraā 25 y/o, she/her, the trapeze artist;
Rogerā 39 y/o, he/him, the juggler;
Charlesā 18 y/o, he/him, the animal trainer;
The twins (Kara & Taz)ā 33 y/o, she/her & they/them, gymnasts;
Dr. Nadine Smithā 41 y/o, she/her, medic;
MINOR:
Danielleā 30, trapeze artist; Garett & Redā 29 and 31, escape artists Hannah, Quint, Kade, and Andyā 20, 41, 37, and 36, clowns; Joyce & Markā 35 and 36, magicians; Ravenā 29, motorcyclist
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@macknus @galactic-worm ā general: @sarahsbookshop @suitsandwhump @daggers-and-dangers @whumpywillow @sootheandsavage
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lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea
It was worth it though
this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
Lux in Tenebris - Tribulatio - Chapter 14
Thank you so much to @twigsofmanyfaces for letting me borrow your boy Trouble and shake him like a cocktail shaker. If y'all havenāt read their work yet, you should do that immediately!!
The bar Trouble frequents sees all types: humans, non-humans, and a certain subset of both that Trouble just loves getting his teeth into. Tonight is no different. Three of the usual assholes canāt seem to take their eyes off him. Trouble is happy enough to go along with their schemes for long enough to get his meal - until he realizes he isnāt the only one in the angelsā basement.
This takes place during an alternate version of Deeās first captivity.
Lux in Tenebris Masterlist here
AO3
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Attempted Rape | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13
Contents: whumpee turned whumper, torture, revenge, nonsexual nudity, blood, forced to kneel, desecration of a dead body, noncon of a dead body, mouth whump, past noncon, holy water, tape gag, immortal whumpee, drowning, nsfwhump
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Jude was back to carrying on like Trouble was murdering him. Troubleās ears twitched as he walked in a slow circle around the angel, taking in his quivering body, the blood dripping down his back, the beads under his knees, the tape keeping his mouth suctioned to Lucas, and finally his eyes - wild and streaming with tears. The sharp scent of Judeās fear filled the basement, overpowering even the scent of blood, and that was so strong Trouble could taste it in his throat. He reached out with one hand and let a claw trail along Judeās cheek, playing with the edge of the tear-soaked tape.Ā
Ugh š¤š½ a torture victim for the ages
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i donāt remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone
Hey um what the FUCk
tldr: boy have i ever
ok you know what itās been long enough. and iāve had enough vague accusations of āstealingā the plot of my own dream from various sci fi series as if dying is not the only narratively compelling thing you can do on a stranded spaceship so i will tell you all the secret. the missing piece. what actually inspired this dream. the one thing i didnāt say. it was among us. we were all those stupid fucking amogus characters running around a dream-approximation of that one map with the long hallway and the greenhouse room. everything else about the plot and the emotions involved is all true. iāve never even seen any of the shows people keep talking about in the comments

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luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesnāt?? sheāll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)
Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.
Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.
Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.
Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.
Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.
Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.
Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.
Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.
Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?
Theology - what the fuck did you even do?