“I’m gonna hold your lobe when I say this”
-Me to my friend talking about the scene in Unwind where CyTy is begging to not be unwound
This is tragic I’m cackling and rubbing my hands together
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“I’m gonna hold your lobe when I say this”
-Me to my friend talking about the scene in Unwind where CyTy is begging to not be unwound
This is tragic I’m cackling and rubbing my hands together

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I feel so foolish. I wanted to finally post this silly drawing I made of Cy and Lev, but turns out the only pictures I have of it are these weird goofy screenshots I took when I was messing around with gradients. My favorites are Analog Horror Lev and Very Blue Cy. I’m so sad though I did a cool silvery effect on Cy’s other eye and it doesn’t show up in any of them 💔
And here’s a Lev playlist
Heyyyy art! I made some! This is for my Unwind (Neal Shusterman) fic Unraveling, which will feature trans Connor, trans Risa, lethal amounts of Lev angst, and many shenanigans. I love being in such a barren and desolate fandom because if I’m just screaming into the void, there’s no way the void will call me cringe
Holy shit this is some of the best unwind art I've seen 🥹 i read the fic and it is sosososo good also LEV IS SUCH A CUTIE
Ahhhh yippee!! Lev is just a little guy I want to put him in my pocket. When I first met him, I immediately knew he would be my beloved blorbo
I can’t wait to write the CyFi side quest also that guy fascinates me
Heyyyy art! I made some! This is for my Unwind (Neal Shusterman) fic Unraveling, which will feature trans Connor, trans Risa, lethal amounts of Lev angst, and many shenanigans. I love being in such a barren and desolate fandom because if I’m just screaming into the void, there’s no way the void will call me cringe
Obligatory TMA crossover post

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handful of doodles of my human rocky design
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in.
“Hope you’re a harvest god,” Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. “It’d be nice, you know.” He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. “I know it’s not much,” he said, his straw hat in his hands. “But - I’ll do what I can. It’d be nice to think there’s a god looking after me.”
The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up.
“You should go to a temple in the city,” the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. “A real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. I’m no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?” It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. “I mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. It’s cozy enough. The worship’s been nice. But you can’t honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.”
“This is more than I was expecting when I built it,” Arepo said, laying down his scythe and lowering himself to the ground. “Tell me, what sort of god are you anyway?”
“I’m of the fallen leaves,” it said. “The worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth. I’m a god of a dozen different nothings, scraps that lead to rot, momentary glimpses. A change in the air, and then it’s gone.”
The god heaved another sigh. “There’s no point in worship in that, not like War, or the Harvest, or the Storm. Save your prayers for the things beyond your control, good farmer. You’re so tiny in the world. So vulnerable. Best to pray to a greater thing than me.”
Arepo plucked a stalk of wheat and flattened it between his teeth. “I like this sort of worship fine,” he said. “So if you don’t mind, I think I’ll continue.”
“Do what you will,” said the god, and withdrew deeper into the stones. “But don’t say I never warned you otherwise.”
Arepo would say a prayer before the morning’s work, and he and the god contemplated the trees in silence. Days passed like that, and weeks, and then the Storm rolled in, black and bold and blustering. It flooded Arepo’s fields, shook the tiles from his roof, smote his olive tree and set it to cinder. The next day, Arepo and his sons walked among the wheat, salvaging what they could. The little temple had been strewn across the field, and so when the work was done for the day, Arepo gathered the stones and pieced them back together.
“Useless work,” the god whispered, but came creeping back inside the temple regardless. “There wasn’t a thing I could do to spare you this.”
“We’ll be fine,” Arepo said. “The storm’s blown over. We’ll rebuild. Don’t have much of an offering for today,” he said, and laid down some ruined wheat, “but I think I’ll shore up this thing’s foundations tomorrow, how about that?”
The god rattled around in the temple and sighed.
A year passed, and then another. The temple had layered walls of stones, a roof of woven twigs. Arepo’s neighbors chuckled as they passed it. Some of their children left fruit and flowers. And then the Harvest failed, the gods withdrew their bounty. In Arepo’s field the wheat sprouted thin and brittle. People wailed and tore their robes, slaughtered lambs and spilled their blood, looked upon the ground with haunted eyes and went to bed hungry. Arepo came and sat by the temple, the flowers wilted now, the fruit shriveled nubs, Arepo’s ribs showing through his chest, his hands still shaking, and murmured out a prayer.
“There is nothing here for you,” said the god, hudding in the dark. “There is nothing I can do. There is nothing to be done.” It shivered, and spat out its words. “What is this temple but another burden to you?”
“We -” Arepo said, and his voice wavered. “So it’s a lean year,” he said. “We’ve gone through this before, we’ll get through this again. So we’re hungry,” he said. “We’ve still got each other, don’t we? And a lot of people prayed to other gods, but it didn’t protect them from this. No,” he said, and shook his head, and laid down some shriveled weeds on the altar. “No, I think I like our arrangement fine.”
“There will come worse,” said the god, from the hollows of the stone. “And there will be nothing I can do to save you.”
The years passed. Arepo rested a wrinkled hand upon the temple of stone and some days spent an hour there, lost in contemplation with the god.
And one fateful day, from across the wine-dark seas, came War.
Arepo came stumbling to his temple now, his hand pressed against his gut, anointing the holy site with his blood. Behind him, his wheat fields burned, and the bones burned black in them. He came crawling on his knees to a temple of hewed stone, and the god rushed out to meet him.
“I could not save them,” said the god, its voice a low wail. “I am sorry. I am sorry. I am so so sorry.” The leaves fell burning from the trees, a soft slow rain of ash. “I have done nothing! All these years, and I have done nothing for you!”
“Shush,” Arepo said, tasting his own blood, his vision blurring. He propped himself up against the temple, forehead pressed against the stone in prayer. “Tell me,” he mumbled. “Tell me again. What sort of god are you?”
“I -” said the god, and reached out, cradling Arepo’s head, and closed its eyes and spoke.
“I’m of the fallen leaves,” it said, and conjured up the image of them. “The worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth.” Arepo’s lips parted in a smile.
“I am the god of a dozen different nothings,” it said. “The petals in bloom that lead to rot, the momentary glimpses. A change in the air -” Its voice broke, and it wept. “Before it’s gone.”
“Beautiful,” Arepo said, his blood staining the stones, seeping into the earth. “All of them. They were all so beautiful.”
And as the fields burned and the smoke blotted out the sun, as men were trodden in the press and bloody War raged on, as the heavens let loose their wrath upon the earth, Arepo the sower lay down in his humble temple, his head sheltered by the stones, and returned home to his god.
Sora found the temple with the bones within it, the roof falling in upon them.
“Oh, poor god,” she said, “With no-one to bury your last priest.” Then she paused, because she was from far away. “Or is this how the dead are honored here?” The god roused from its contemplation.
“His name was Arepo,” it said, “He was a sower.”
Sora startled, a little, because she had never before heard the voice of a god. “How can I honor him?” She asked.
“Bury him,” the god said, “Beneath my altar.”
“All right,” Sora said, and went to fetch her shovel.
“Wait,” the god said when she got back and began collecting the bones from among the broken twigs and fallen leaves. She laid them out on a roll of undyed wool, the only cloth she had. “Wait,” the god said, “I cannot do anything for you. I am not a god of anything useful.”
Sora sat back on her heels and looked at the altar to listen to the god.
“When the Storm came and destroyed his wheat, I could not save it,” the god said, “When the Harvest failed and he was hungry, I could not feed him. When War came,” the god’s voice faltered. “When War came, I could not protect him. He came bleeding from the battle to die in my arms.” Sora looked down again at the bones.
“I think you are the god of something very useful,” she said.
“What?” the god asked.
Sora carefully lifted the skull onto the cloth. “You are the god of Arepo.”
Generations passed. The village recovered from its tragedies—homes rebuilt, gardens re-planted, wounds healed. The old man who once lived on the hill and spoke to stone and rubble had long since been forgotten, but the temple stood in his name. Most believed it to empty, as the god who resided there long ago had fallen silent. Yet, any who passed the decaying shrine felt an ache in their hearts, as though mourning for a lost friend. The cold that seeped from the temple entrance laid their spirits low, and warded off any potential visitors, save for the rare and especially oblivious children who would leave tiny clusters of pink and white flowers that they picked from the surrounding meadow.
The god sat in his peaceful home, staring out at the distant road, to pedestrians, workhorses, and carriages, raining leaves that swirled around bustling feet. How long had it been? The world had progressed without him, for he knew there was no help to be given. The world must be a cruel place, that even the useful gods have abandoned, if farms can flood, harvests can run barren, and homes can burn, he thought.
He had come to understand that humans are senseless creatures, who would pray to a god that cannot grant wishes or bless upon them good fortune. Who would maintain a temple and bring offerings with nothing in return. Who would share their company and meditate with such a fruitless deity. Who would bury a stranger without the hope for profit. What bizarre, futile kindness they had wasted on him. What wonderful, foolish, virtuous, hopeless creatures, humans were.
So he painted the sunset with yellow leaves, enticed the worms to dance in their soil, flourished the boundary between forest and field with blossoms and berries, christened the air with a biting cold before winter came, ripened the apples with crisp, red freckles to break under sinking teeth, and a dozen other nothings, in memory of the man who once praised the god’s work on his dying breath.
“Hello, God of Every Humble Beauty in the World,” called a familiar voice.
The squinting corners of the god’s eyes wept down onto curled lips. “Arepo,” he whispered, for his voice was hoarse from its hundred-year mutism.
“I am the god of devotion, of small kindnesses, of unbreakable bonds. I am the god of selfless, unconditional love, of everlasting friendships, and trust,” Arepo avowed, soothing the other with every word.
“That’s wonderful, Arepo,” he responded between tears, “I’m so happy for you—such a powerful figure will certainly need a grand temple. Will you leave to the city to gather more worshippers? You’ll be adored by all.”
“No,” Arepo smiled.
“Farther than that, to the capitol, then? Thank you for visiting here before your departure.”
“No, I will not go there, either,” Arepo shook his head and chuckled.
“Farther still? What ambitious goals, you must have. There is no doubt in my mind that you will succeed, though,” the elder god continued.
“Actually,” interrupted Arepo, “I’d like to stay here, if you’ll have me.”
The other god was struck speechless. “…. Why would you want to live here?”
“I am the god of unbreakable bonds and everlasting friendships. And you are the god of Arepo.”
I reblogged this once with the first story. Now the story has grown and I’m crying. This is gorgeous, guys. This is what dreams are made of.
This is amazing!
Now I’m imagining this but with Hawaiian mythology— Kūwahailo is a god of decay so it would be fitting
grace tells rocky about the trump presidency
I'm slowly forgetting your face trend
i will always love this white boi!
Thanks @jenkil for helping me recognize that even writing about a character whose first name is SHANE I still don't start sentences with S. Or at least not ones I like.
Rules: You will be given a word. Share one sentence/excerpt from your WIP(s) that start with each letter of that word. Considering myself tagged in [checks notes] October 2025.
S: She murmured to herself as she worked, sorting plants into jars and crocks—some to steep, some to boil, some to ferment—until the place reeked of earth and vinegar and things left too long in the back of the fridge, fusty and vegetal.
L: Like no garden she’d ever seen—bright and bountiful, in full bloom on an island that seemed to possess no color at all, as though summer had been hoarded here within these walls while the rest of the land lay fallow.
A: A gentle sigh went over the table, like a soft blanket draped over a sleeping figure.
N: “No. No, no, no.” James gathered Colin against his chest, his eyes wild with terror and something else she couldn’t understand—it looked almost like accusation, like blame, and when his gaze landed on her she felt it like a physical blow.
T: The garden had shown her this: that magic was not a gift but a bargain, that every door opened onto both light and shadow, that the most beautiful things in the world were often the most dangerous.
Tagging @thomsons-moustache-hair @papercutlobotomy the word is crash
This looks fun! Here are my tidbits:
C- Collin spoke not in response, but lay the book upon Thomas’s face. He then continued: “Not so big as a round little worm prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid…”
R- Rather, he lay flat on his bare stomach, holding the ends of a baited net and waiting for a catch, never once looking sideways– his eyes remained locked on the water in pure focus.
A- Always, though, did the shadow of the scaffold linger over the bustling square, its wood splintered and streaked with dark stains, ever bearing the weight of those who once had stood upon it, and the gaze of those who once had been made to watch.
S- Sëktun had accompanied Aihà on her hunts since before Thomas was born, but he had nothing to say on the subject either.
H- He took a slow, shaking breath – “If it is true that you have damned yourself, and you are to meet such a fate, then I am to face it by your side, for I have committed the same sin. I am sinning even now, in fact, and I will continue to sin, for if God created us cursed, then that is how we are intended to be.”

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hey, sasha.
i stole the audio from a tiktok but the og sound is from here !!
Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate— Don’t wanna hear about what kind of food you hate…
Dungeon Meshi (Delicious in Dungeon) AMV set to “Eat It” by Weird Al Yankovic
Edited by AllegoriestAMVs ✨
Spoilers up to the end of Season 1.
(Long time no see, everybody! Please enjoy a humble offering from a series I’ve been really enjoying 💕)
My favorite part of this is how Kabru’s reaction to the harpy omelet lined up perfectly with the “oh god” in the background
shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3
Lord Huron - The Night We Met
Mushaboom - Feist
the lepidopterist - Beetlebug
Strange Beauty - First Aid Kit
Children Will Listen - Eleri Ward
Canʻt send this to my favorite mutuals bc you are my only mutual (shrugs)
Hey make me moss things
Moss things will be made
VERMILLION FALLS!!
YES but if Lubelle is ever brought back it won’t be long because I will be personally mailed to Night Vale to give her a friendly pat on the back with a knife

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The reference to Vermillion Falls allowing children into the lake where they occasionally disappear and return with stories of a reverse world makes me think of two things. The first, which I’m sure many of you have also thought, is that perhaps The Boy climbed into the lake and emerged in Night Vale. The second is the idea that Vermillion Falls has a double/twin city too, in the way that Night Vale and Desert Bluffs are. (Edit bc shits crazy rn: I wonder if the lake is VFs dog park, a portal to a desert otherworld/desert bluffs two?) I wonder what we’ll see of Vermillion Falls going forwards.
Thinking about Gerry hearing (pre distortion) Michael’s laugh for the first time and falling completely and utterly head over heels
Alternatively: what if Michael’s laugh was just the Michael Jackson “hee hee”