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@paperclone22
still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
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“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”
How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????
you just go into science and after a while, crocodile…
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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
collecting tweets
#vessel alert
that's right
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utility pole paintings for april / may / june !
its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy
saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.
Spring is full of flowers
okay but imagine an au where the eridians manage to extend grace’s life. and meanwhile earth mourns for dr. ryland grace, savior of the planet, selflessly giving his life to save humanity. there’s books and movies and songs and, of course, many statues.
after a few decades of establishing basic contact with erid and agreeing to meet, humans construct a new interstellar spaceship, this time intended for long-term use. finally, after a hundred years, they can establish physical contact with eridians!
they know that rocky is onboard as an ambassador and are geeking out over getting to actually meet the alien they’ve seen in historical documentaries. everyone’s grown up seeing the video journals of grace and rocky’s “fishing trip”. some of the astronauts as kids used to attach a stuffed stocking to themselves and run around on all fours pretending to be rocky, while their friends wore fake glasses and helped make paper chains so they could “catch” the taumoeba together. the excitement in the air when the two ships meet could not be more palpable!
it’s just a shame they will never be able to personally meet and thank dr. grace. not only for saving earth but also giving up his chance to go home in order to save his best friend and erid. each crew member has already prepared speeches about how appreciated dr. grace is, to assure the eridians that his death was a worthy sacrifice.
they dock and the crew steps out into the hall, and there’s ROCKY!! just like from the videos!! and standing beside him, looking barely any older than he was one hundred years ago…
is that…
… is that DR. RYLAND FUCKING GRACE?!!!
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Project hail mary thoughts.
As funny as it is that rocky sees grace and complains about grace and humans in general as a terribly inefficient blob of water and fluids and teases constantly...
I REALLY think this should be a relatively rocky-exclusive perspective. He's watched this incredibly stressed human drip all kinds of tears and goos while they were floating around in space, and grace let down basically all of his guard around rocky personally, have discussed and understood eachother over life threatening missions. To Rocky, grace is Grace!
But grace does have some naturally combative push to him (see, the commentary that got him stonewalled in the scientific community in the first place, and being able to keep up with and handle Eva stratt) and further more, when an eridian is Not Rocky, i.e. not incredibly socially withdrawn and traumatized and maybe on their own spectrum of divergence before his ill fated mission and was very susceptible to latching onto a strange and unusual creature in just as much crisis as him...
That is to say. The eridians are going to meet grace with wildly different priorities and expectations. And what they're going to get is a human dangerously close to deaths door, and cornered and dying humans aren't always the most friendly or cooperative and friendly, even the Nicest Humans You Can Get.
So they get a dying human. And as tumblr loves to say, humans are terrifying to aliens, and fuck do they persist. Rocky's so-described "pathetic space blob" grace is terrifying to most eridians, especially the scientists studying him.
