scully holy fuck

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

next year for metal gear's 40th anniversary we will be getting dlc for mgsv that turns it into a dating sim

here is his gofundme. their original goal has been reached in just 16 hours, but i still encourage people to spread and donate if they can

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground