scully holy fuck

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

when she touches my weewee and it feels nice 😈😈😈

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not