Paper Bag

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life

The new xkcd just made me cry

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

I think it's cool when I recognise people who follow me in my notifs, even if we're not moots. Like hello there, am I sufficiently enriching your dash? Are you enriched? Clearly I add some sort of flavor to your dash that you enjoy.

My dream is for Hozier to do a cover of “Nobody” by the Crane Wives, and for the Crane Wives to do a cover of “Nobody” by Mitski, and for Mitski to do a cover of “Nobody” by Hozier. I’m calling it the Nobody Exchange and I think it could be huge.

discord's new terms of service DO have a mandatory arbitration clause for the United States and Canada, you have 30 days to opt out by emailing an opt out notice to [email protected]. this has been your standard "for the love of god do not waive your right to a jury trial under any circumstances" notice

for future reference, from the tos: "You can decline this Agreement to Arbitrate–and no other provision of these terms–by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of September 29, 2025 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later"

it's so embarrassing when i accidentally use apa formatting in my philosophy classes i'm sorry for being a psych major i'm sorry i'm sorry

sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings