Transgender Jellyfish

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

no way you got the puppygirl doordasher high roll

Apples are a type of fruit.

Yeah i'm sorry I know that's so fucked up of me. I won't stop too that's how evil I am.

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

the connectivity of a free and open internet will help promote international proletarian consciousness, until one day there is a revolution of the amazing digital workers

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep