Transgender Jellyfish

people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO

*rolling up to freaky tim Hortons* yeah can I get an iced fap and a sausage fucjers wrap

when terrestrial creatures feud they have ground beef

when subterranean creatures feud they have underground beef

when airborne creatures feud they have something else

a banana that perfectly meets your ripeness and texture preferences is literally the best fruit on earth. it's a shame that this is 0.0001% of all available bananas

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.