The Moist God

I'd tell my child that they can use their allowance however they want, but now I'm going to enjoy some ice-cream and they'll have to pay for their own if they want any.

Memento Mori

In a year Markiplier and co. made a incredibly successful youtube experience that was shared with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, before sending it off in a touching viking funeral of a livestream.

“Day, hot day, warm time, no cold time season. Medicine expert Grog dead. Grog always say, ‘red berry, healthy berry. Medicine!’ Now know, all red berry NOT medicine. We bury, proper funeral. Toss body off cliff. Throw rocks at.

I had a friend say it was unrealistic that there was a female samurai in Ghost of Tsushima, and that led me to spending 5 hours researching female warriors in Japan. I ended up learning things such as Onna-musha were infact female samurai by class, and did infact fight on battlefields. And one famous battle-site that was unearthed, had nearly 1/4 of the bodies identified as being female.

All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck. 

Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

GUYS NO YOU’RE LEAVING OUT MY FAVORITE PART:

This thread also managed to leave out THIS important tidbit of info:

To be fair, most Wizards spend decades basically living in libraries studying books like goddamn nerds with little to no social lives. These are the bread & butter simps of the magical community.

Girl in a porno: "Lets have sex!"