Scientifically speaking, it’s only tentacle porn if the suckers are found exclusively on the distal tentacular club. If the suckers go all the way up the length of the appendage, it’s just arm porn.
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Scientifically speaking, it’s only tentacle porn if the suckers are found exclusively on the distal tentacular club. If the suckers go all the way up the length of the appendage, it’s just arm porn.

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have never given even a passing glance to the predator/prey dynamic like it was never my thing. but let me tell you something. those comics exploring persistence hunter grace slowly trailing after rocky changed something in me,,,, rockys confidence that slowly becomes more and more strained,, huffing and puffing heat out of his vents,,, grace unintentionally scaring the shit out of rocky without even realizing it and being like Haha thats what you get for talking big. meanwhile rocky is like wwhat. Wwwhhatttt the fuuuuck was that
@wraithillustrates WIP >:)
GUYS!!!!
doctor ryland grace, age 26: what’s wrong with me? what the fuck is wrong with you, you complete and total waste of carbon—
captain-doctor-teacher-savior-mated^(rockyadrian-closed)-mr ryland grace, age 112: ♯ . i’ve been getting really into pickles lately :) 𝄐
taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

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in my beautiful world, yue qingyuan was called to huan hua to talk about the siege on tianlang jun. he ended up wandering into the water prison and found su xiyan tortured and pregnant, and immediately helped her
they told each other about how they were both groomed to be future sect leaders by their abusive shizuns. then they agreed to kill said sect leaders and finally be free
su xiyan and yue qingyuan are best friends forever. only the two of them can understand what they went through. su xiyan invites yue qingyuan to her wedding with tianlang jun. yue qingyuans her best man
the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
frodo getting criticized for decades for not doing much / not being a hero compared to sam is fitting when you consider mental health and strength is often trivialized. frodo carried the most dangerous and insidious item in middle earth for YEARS. ancient beings (elves, gandalf, etc) were taunted and tempted by it. boromir was corrupted within weeks without even touching it. men and hobbits turned against their brethren for it. killed for it. and frodo, with a wound from a morgul knife, bore it’s weight when no one else could. had it been anyone else, middle earth would have fallen.
no, he couldn’t have done it without his samwise. but isn’t that a lesson in itself?
These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

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you can only reblog this if you're not racist
Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead
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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.
the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.
this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

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every miku is canon…..
the funny thing about gracerocky with oblivious grace is that rocky is absolutely going through it. like he'd be thinking, "is leaky space blob STUPID, question? rocky try eridian courting. NO WORK! rocky try human courting. NO WORK EITHER! rocky try confessing. TRANSLATOR NOT TRANSLATE PROPERLY. 🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶!!!"
also i just know rocky is seething whenever he tries to talk about his feelings but the translator spits out some crude, chewed-up oversimplification of his confession that can still be reasonably construed as platonic. which grace absolutely does.
rocky: you are half of me, and i want us to be so inexplicably intertwined that it's hard to tell where i end and where you begin. love is too small of a word to encompass the depth of what i feel for you
translator: rocky love grace
grace: aw buddy i love you too!