Sapphic Cowboy

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

“A demon with no feelings don’t deserve to live, it’s so obvious” is a funny as hell in universe lyrics for a diss track directed toward a rival band that is just publicly known for writing a song about soda and showing up on tv wearing bibs and drinking out of baby bottles. but again if I was in universe I’d be like yepp

i’m missing blades of light and shadow so bad rn

#unreality #misinformation

She has been unsealed. I can't fucking believe this. My world view crumbled like a house of cards

post in the arcana tag starter pack "this is a dead fandom" "is anyone there"

YES it annoys me as well like 😭 come on, y'all can check latest posts under the tag to see of it's a dead fandom or not 😭😭😭

louder. if fandom is not popular doesn't mean it's dead

its a good thing im aromantic bc the arcana raised my standard to person who would claw open my grave with their bare hands bleeding, spend ages searching for any way to revive me + literally give away half their heart jjjust to bring me back. and then also spend like at least a year or two nursing me back to health and reteaching me what i knew before. nobody in the entire universe is doing it like asra