is that all there is?

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

the most attractive thing you can possibly be is an earnest dork

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave