ocean creature

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

nice wound. Could use some salt though

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

in a way i am my own dead wife

"bro pass me the aux" - I plug it into my ear and the speakers begin to play the sound of waves crashing against the shore

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

it's so sick and twisted that you have to forge the life you deserve from the molten scraps of the life you were forced to have

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out