CEREBRAL THUNDER AND ONE WAY CONVERSATIONS

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

i want the world to end with me freshly showered and moisturized im like 27 wearing neutral colors and im laying on a giant rock at night and i pop open a giant container of moose tracks ice cream idc what brand does it ever matter all ice cream brands r good anyways …the meteor crashes right down on me i want to be the first one it touches and i reach my palm out and caress it for like .0000000000000000000000002 seconds b4 it obliterates the world….

for anyone wondering, yes there are two different ways to read this meme

soot sprite

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way