Bigfoot says hello.

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

i do not want to work. i want to kiss

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

the looming spectre of yaoi is enough but lesbian sex has to literally happen onscreen. Just another thing black sails got perfectly right

when your beloved mutual turns your zero note flop post into a one note flop post <33333

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation