Good sir, that is a lot of blood

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

actually i <3 being pretentious! but in a kind, approachable way that makes other people want to be pretentious as well. hobby of mine!

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

Red mage truly is the most bisexual of classes

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid