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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

Infinite gratitude to my transgender ancestors and elders for everything y’all did to make HRT something that i’m able to access and use, genuinely life-changing and life saving work.

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

and this isnt just about shounen i just mean like. if you're excusing misogynistic writing with "well it wasn't written for girls" then i'm seriously questioning your approach to all this.

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

Americans trying to explain that they don’t want to see long text posts: so imagine a burger

has anyone else noticed that climate change denial is being rapidly transitioned from "it's not even getting hotter that's called summer, idiot" to "there's no manmade global warming we have no influence on natural climate cycles, idiot" because it's hard to deny the heat atp lol

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.